Crappy Closet

One night in Oakland,Ca. I received a part out call. On arrival check power ok @ the main, knocked on the door, a lady ask me in. I ask her if she had a subpanel inside she didn't know. I advised probably in a closet.  She said for me to check the ones in this room and she would go upstairs before I could so anything she blurted out "Oh watch out for the dog crap in the closets"!     people never stop surprising me!
                                           

G.Hamill