Submitted by Trapper John

To The Electric Board

Gentlemen;

I wish to thank you for the excellent service your lineman
performed this summer. They told us we have a special transformer
on the pole that must be dusted every day. The line crew were there
every morning for 15 minutes dusting the transformer. A Mr. Bolt
stood on the top of the truck warning all the girls not to get too close;
how thoughtful!

One day it seems the cross bar broke near the tennis courts and
9 lineman
with 3 ladder trucks spent 4 hours repairing this crossarm.
A Mr.
Shock said, unless it was absolutely level, the wires near the
tennis court would sag and
the pool wouldn't be heated etec!

We must have a special type meter, as it had to be read twice a
week by
2 men. One man was very clumsy as he kept falling over
picnic tables
and garbage cans. I have been assured that all the men
will be on the job
this summer. I understand 2 men actually passed
 up their vacation last year
so they could take care of our problems.

Sincerely,

Fifi Paree

Manager of the Tennessee
Grand Canyon All Girl
Nudist Camp