Three guys walk into a washroom and are standing at the urinal.
The first guy pulls back and heads over to the wash basin and scrubs his hands furiously.
He then says to the bathroom attendant as he heads to the door, “ Us doctors need to keep our hands clean because people's lives depend on us”.
The second guy pulls away and heads to the wash basin and proceeds to clean his hands with soap. As he heads to the door, he says to the attendant, “We lawyers need to handle clean documents so our clients don’t have a case thrown out because of dirty papers”.
The lineman turns around, heads for the exit and says to the attendant, “ Us linemen don’t pee on our hands”.
Bruce Masse – Trouble Technician